I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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