U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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