thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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