Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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