You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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