I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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