In the future we'll all be gay
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Everything about him screamed your future.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I will pee on everything he values.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
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