Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
i think my cat just said my name.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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