Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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