I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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