OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
