as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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