Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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