she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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