i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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