What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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