did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
