I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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