After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So apparently I’m into choking now
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