"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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