Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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