Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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