last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
