is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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