It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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