if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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