I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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