I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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