so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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