He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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