dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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