Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Dear god my vagina.
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