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(815): View more from Illinois

His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

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(416): View more from Ontario

Thursdays are my worst days

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but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?

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(949): View more from California

So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.

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(417): View more from Missouri

If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.

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