what if I'm pregnant?
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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