some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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