I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
