She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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