am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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