So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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