I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
4 words: hood of his car
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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