My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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