Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I look better un-naked...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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