Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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