Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
