i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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