Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
do nipples grow back?
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