Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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