Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Randomize
