Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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