what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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