is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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