i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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