So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you would pick up someone in the library
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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