he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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