Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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