now i know why i became what i already was.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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